Friday, July 31, 2015

She & He

She:
Has been wearing a princess dress everyday.
Is very interested in learning to read.
Took swimming lessons for 2 weeks this Summer. Thanks to her Aunt Alli for taking her!!
Was singing All About That Bass in this first picture.
He:
Loves to "help" put the peanut butter on his waffle.
Is a mocking bird and repeats every naughty thing we say.
His current favorites are "Shut your mouth & shitty diaper."
Is TOTALLY obsessed w Daddy's tractor. We have to visit once a day or suffer thru a serious tantrum. 
When we were in the depths of rain every day for a million days I started having mommy guilt that we weren't crossing anything off our Summer Bucket List. Sooo I got the crazy idea to take the kids to the zoo by myself. What the He%% was I thinking? Pushing the double stroller up the tiny zoo incline was equivalent to pushing it up the hills of San Francisco. BRUTAL. The cherry on top of this irritable sweaty sundae was the fact the kids didn't give a crap about the animals. My dream of seeing the polar bears swim finally came. I shrieked as he swam right by us, "Look guys, the polar bear is SWIMMING.  Cue excited animal lovers??? No way. Mia's response was to barely even look and whine, " I want to play on the playground." This pretty much guaranteed they will never be going to the zoo again.

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